"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault
"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’" - Claude Pepper
“You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” —Billy Arthur
"It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle." - Unknown
"Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read." – George Burns
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty." - Joan Rivers
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
Go to BabaMail
