"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does." - J. Norman Collie
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to." - Albert Einstein
"The idea is to die young as late as possible." - Ashley Montagu
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." - Ogden Nash
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
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