“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde