“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow