“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
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