“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
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