“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson