“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
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