"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
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