"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning."
– John Barrymore
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
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