"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.”
― Unknown
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
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