“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
— Doug Larson
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
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