“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
— Doug Larson
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
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