It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I really caribou-t you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.