You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
How about a kanga-root?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Let's boomerbang!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
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