If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
So how many cats do you have?
Except the direction I'm walking in.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Are you a red light because stop.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
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