Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
So how many cats do you have?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
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