Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
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