Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
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