Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
So how many cats do you have?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
My fridge is hotter than you.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
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