Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Are you a red light because stop.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
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