Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
So how many cats do you have?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
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