Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Are you a red light because stop.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
So how many cats do you have?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.