I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
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