What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
"No Sh**".
What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
When you walk into the bathroom...
Urine there.
Walked into a restroom and saw an "Out of order" sign on a urinal.
It's going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order....
What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?
A Pee h.D.
I’ve got a urinal that just won’t get serious...
It’s always taking the piss.
Guess what I got my toilet for its birthday?
A Urinal cake.
I cant use the urinals when there's a person next to me, I get pee-er pressure
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
Urine trouble.
The urinals were broken at my dad's work
He had to walk a long distance to go to the bathroom. When the plumber came and informed him the urinals were fixed, my dad told him "I'm relieved!"
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
Heard a joke about urinals, but it didn't make me laugh.
I guess you had to pee there.
Why are urinals the worst place to spend time?
Because it’s where all the di**s hang out.
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
Two flies were sitting on a urinal. Everything was going well between them, until one got pissed.
Was talking to a record producer at the urinals the other day...
Next thing you know I had a number one on my hands.