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Flower Puns
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Funny Headlines
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Wifi Puns
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Utensils Puns
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
One Liners for Kids
Why are chefs so mean? They beat eggs and whip cream.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Seal Puns
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said "nah, I’m not really Inuit."
Appliance Puns
What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
A slow cooker.
Turtle Puns
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Banana puns
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
Donut Puns
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Buffalo Puns
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
Nuts Puns
Why did the squirrel go to kola-nary school? Because it had pines to be a chef.
Pizza Puns
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
The Husband's Budgetary Concerns
A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife. "I've been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!" "Different how?" the wife asked. "Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn't need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn't need a maid!" The wife looks at him and responds: "Then we just need to teach you how to satisfy a woman. Then we can let the gardener go as well."
Pot Puns
What's a chef's favourite drug?
Pot.
Space Puns
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Hand Puns
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Basketball Puns
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Snake Puns
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
Car puns
Why could the Italian Chef not unlock his car?
He had Gnocchi.
Fall Puns
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Gun Puns
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
Monster Puns
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
It's Not Easy Finding a Job...
At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried being a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because I got tired of the same old grind. Then, I tried being a chef - I figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. Next, I tried working in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was as a musician, but I eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied for a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next up was a job in a shoe factory - I tried hard, but I just didn't fit in. After that, I became a fisherman, but I discovered I couldn't live on my net income. Next, I managed to get a job at a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining. So after that I got a job at a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, but I realized there was no future in it. My last job was when I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. So, I tried retirement! And I Found I'm PERFECT For the Job!
These Headlines Are Real and Totally Hilarious
~ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges. ~ Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy. ~ Filming in cemetery angers residents ~ Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons ~ Crash courses for private pilots ~ Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy ~ Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard ~ Bodies in garden are a plant says wife ~ 30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter ~ Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop ~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years ~ Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Unicorn Puns
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
Bread Puns
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Soup Puns
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Kitchen Puns
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
Australians usually boo meringue.
Spice Puns
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Egg Puns
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Ketchup Puns
I had a meal recently that was made with ketchup and mustard.
It was delicious! My condiments to the chef!
Knife Puns
What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
A pairing knife
Cheese Puns
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
Forgot His Prayers
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!” Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”
Ancient Egypt Puns
What do you call an ancient Egyptian chef?
Gordon Ramses.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Thanksgiving Jokes
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!