Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Will you be my baerrito?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I'd cross borders for you.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
I'm the Juan for you.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You had me at taco.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!