Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'm the Juan for you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Will you be my baerrito?
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I'd cross borders for you.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
You and tequila make me crazy.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
You had me at taco.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.