Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You and tequila make me crazy.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I'm the Juan for you.
I'd cross borders for you.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You had me at taco.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Will you be my baerrito?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Hey baby, I have a green card.