You and tequila make me crazy.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
I'm the Juan for you.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.