Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?
Your name is insert name here?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.