Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
You have one compact set.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!