Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
How about a kanga-root?
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I find my core strength in you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
You leave me Wonton more.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.