Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.