Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You’re Isaacly my type
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.