You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?