So how many cats do you have?
Baby, you rock my world!
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You're the thought that counts!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Life is better when we stick together.
I’m soy into you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
You look a lot like my next victim.
All you need is MY love
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.