You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You are my density!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
We should make like your parents and split.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?