Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
I bet you’re really flexible.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I think I glove you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.