Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Can I hold your hand?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
We should make like your parents and split.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby, you rock my world!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I now believe in Angels.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.