According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
When are you due back in heaven?
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.