I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Your lab or my lab?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Are you a red light because stop.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.