Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.