If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.