Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Please, please me
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You're a good egg.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You're the thought that counts!
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
I really caribou-t you.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging