Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I can get you off the Naughty List.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to give you a kiss.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
How was heaven when you left it?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?