A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.