I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Want to become my new personal best?
Can I claim your baggage?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
You are my density!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.