What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
God was just showing off when he made you.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Nathan compares to you
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.