Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
You are one well-defined function!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I would give anything to be your personal item.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!