You are sweeter than 3.14.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Baby, you're a firework.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Here comes the sun of my life
You are one well-defined function!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You look like my future ex wife.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You're hotter than a data center!
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!