Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.