You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
We're donion rings.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Belize let me hold you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.