I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.