Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Nice life preservers.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You are so right. And I am so left.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I like you cherry much.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.