Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I think we're mint to be!
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon