Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I can't let it be until I get your number.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You can stand under my umbrella.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!