If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I Ecuador you.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Let's boomerbang!
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Can I claim your baggage?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.