Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You're hotter than a data center!
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.