Nice Ass-teroid.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.