Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?