If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Baby, you rock my world!
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You look like my future ex wife.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?