I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"