Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
You have been running through my mind all day.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I can turn your software into hardware.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
"My cat doesn't like you."
How was Heaven when you left it?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!