Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
You look a lot like my next victim.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Your treat or mine?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.