If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
You looked better when I was drunk.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
You leave me Wonton more.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.