Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
We are perfect balance for each other.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I could never Passover you.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.