Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Let's do lunge together
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Can I hold your hand?
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Love me till ice cream.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.