you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.