Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I really caribou-t you.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I’m soy into you.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You make me want to Twist and Shout
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
"My cat doesn't like you."
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You are my raisin to smile.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
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