Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Do you squat here often?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Nice Ass-teroid.