Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Love me do
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You're a good egg.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?