You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
"My cat doesn't like you."
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
We are perfect balance for each other.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I now believe in Angels.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?