Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You are the object of my preposition.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Are you a model?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?