Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
It's always a first class trip with me.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?