Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You are my density!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Please, please me
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.