Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I would love to show you first class.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
There’s snow one like you.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!