Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
You're my missing ingredient.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I feel like we're in tune
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You are my butter-half!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.