Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You are my density!
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Here comes the sun of my life
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?