Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I want you for no raisin.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I'd start a revolution for your number.