Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Can I hold your hand?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I think we're mint to be!
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.