Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're hotter than a data center!
Want to be workout buddies?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
How hot does your gas oven get?
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?