Hey, are you okay-leb?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
So how many cats do you have?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Want to become my new personal best?
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You look a lot like my next victim.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Please, please me
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.