I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I cannoli have eyes for you.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You are one well-defined function!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Nathan compares to you
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Your lab or my lab?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?