Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you a red light because stop.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I’m soy into you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity