If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I can score from multiple positions.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.