I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
I really like you. So does my wife.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.