"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Your name is insert name here?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You are so right. And I am so left.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
You have been running through my mind all day.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I want you for no raisin.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
You're quite the catch, baby.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I love your energy.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.