Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Your name is insert name here?
You are my density!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Want to go for a ride?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Want to be workout buddies?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.