I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You had me at taco.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Do you squat here often?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.